Unelected official wrecks country. Its citizens are not concerned for his eyesight.
Man with fake tan tweets coup from private golf course.
Plague exacts revenge on grave-digging serial killer. His name is more famous than those of his victims.
Woman trafficked liquid cocaine in breast implants to Europe. It is not known if she preferred the new breasts or her own.
Whole nation puzzles over victory song sung by tone deaf footballers after penalty shoot out.
Company from Rotherham plans to extract oxygen from moon rocks. Ian Mellor, CEO of Metalysis, has seen the moon but has yet to do a site visit.
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