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The Cloud. Episode 48

February 2020, Edinburgh

‘What do you take in your tea, Mrs Waters?’

‘Ms Waters. Just black thanks, and weak. Wave the teabag over it.’ The receptionist, a wilted man of around fifty with a melancholy chin and a an olive green waistcoat that suckered in around his navel region, nodded and disappeared through the glass doors into the hall.

‘Aren’t you having anything?’ Janet asked Jeremy.

Jeremy shook his head. ‘I’ve been here before. Arthur makes dreadful tea.’ He flicked at a thread on his tie, smoothed the creases down on his trousers, picked up a magazine that had something to do with home security on the front cover, and sat down on the chair opposite Janet.

Janet waved a hand at the room. She said ‘I didn’t expect something so…’ He interrupted her.

‘Smart? Professional?’ Janet didn’t like his tone.

‘It’s been a while,’ she said, ‘since I’ve had anything to do with private detectives. Thirty years, maybe more. They were all a bunch of crooks then. Vietnam vets. Or police that couldn’t stick the uniform.’ Why was she telling Jeremy this? To impress him? To show him she wasn’t just a puddly old woman with eccentric tastes in pets? They sat in silence until Arthur returned, the tray with its white cup and saucer and a single plastic-wrapped shortbread on a matching plate shaking in his hands.

‘She’s just finishing a call,’ he said to them, ‘Dr Connolly-Smythe I mean, and then I’ll take you through.’

A doctor? Jeremy hadn’t said anything about her having a doctorate. Janet’s hands moistened. Heat flashed through her cheeks. She laid her palms flat on her lap and took two deep breaths. Doctor of what? Forensics? Investigations? Biology? She looked across to Jeremy. He was leafing through the magazine, pausing at the pages with the bigger pictures. She shouldn’t have come. This detective woman would work it out. She’d know as soon as she saw her. See it behind her eyes. The peccant wrinkles around her lips. Why was she here? Risking everything over a ridiculous cloud. She took a sip of tea, burnt her upper lip, and rattled the cup back onto the saucer.

‘OK, Lisa’s ready now, let’s go through.’ They followed Arthur down a wide bright corridor lined with large succulent plants and a series of closed doors with burnished copper name plates. Arthur tapped at the last door on the right, listened for a moment, then opened up. ‘Mrs Waters and Mr Hartridge,’ he said, ushering them in. ‘The ones with the missing cloud.’

The woman that walked out from behind the desk to greet them was short and neat, in a black suit with loose wide legs and a narrow boxy jacket that wouldn’t have looked out of place on a ship. Her shoes, impossible to ignore, were patent black gloss, with thick crepe soles and cherry red laces. Janet stared at the shoes as they came towards her and stopped just in front of her own.

‘Ms Waters,’ she said, ‘I’m so pleased to meet you.’ She reached out to grasp Janet’s hand. The detective’s hand was cool, and larger than Janet had expected. ‘Do take a seat,’ she said to them both, ‘and we’ll start from the beginning.’

Janet sat down beside Jeremy. Let Jeremy do the preamble while she studied the other woman. There was something odd about her, something unnervingly familiar. Her squared off chin. Her ears that angled out just too far to be attractive. Had she been on television? The woman was speaking to Janet now.

‘How about in your own words, Ms Waters,’ the detective said, with the lightest of an Antipodean twang.

‘Yes, of course,’ Janet said. ‘Cyril. But first, your accent? I was just wondering…? The woman laughed. ‘Oh, I was born in Australia. Been trying to get rid of the accent ever since.’ She flicked open her laptop. ‘You sound a bit similar yourself. Did you live in Oz, too?

It was the way she said Oz. A faint Australian drawl with a stronger Scottish burr. Janet’s vision blurred. It couldn’t be. He’d never mentioned children. Had he lied? She stared at the detective’s skin. Tried to estimate her age. It was possible. Yes. And the name. That double-barrelled name. Why hadn’t she spotted that? Worked it out before they came. All it would have taken was a quick search on the Internet.

‘Are you alright, Ms Waters?’ Doctor Connolly-Smythe was looking at Janet without a hint of recognition. But Janet knew. She was certain. The detective was the Inspector’s daughter.

To be continued.

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The Cloud. Episode 42

February 2020, Edinburgh

The first official meeting of the Save Cyril Operation  (SCO – code named Contrail) was in a boutique hotel, tucked away in a side street in Edinburgh’s West End. Jeremy had sent out the invitation via the new WhatsApp group. Bessie had told Jeremy, inadvertently replying to all, that it wasn’t happening in HER room. Jeremy, also replying to all, had noted that he had already booked the PRIVATE dining room and there was no need to shout. Janet hadn’t dared to reply to any of the messages until she had checked with Katherine on how WhatsApp worked and would the police be able to monitor their conversations?  

Janet was the last to arrive. She sat down at the round table and took a peppermint from the bowl, unwrapped it, put the wrapper in her jacket pocket, and popping the clear sweet into her mouth. She poured herself a glass of water, took a sip, and rolled the slap of the cold liquid and fresh menthol over her tongue. She hadn’t been in a private dining room since she’d retired. They hadn’t changed. The trolley by the door had two black thermoses, a plate of individually wrapped shortbreads, and a bowl of half-hearted oranges. No one ever took the oranges in meeting rooms. Presumably, thought Janet, because it was impossible to peel and eat one without spraying orange juice over oneself and the other participants.

The room was windowless, deep grey, and tarted up with maroon and teal furnishings. It wasn’t a colour combination she would have chosen. It made her nauseous.

‘When you’re ready, Janet,’ Jeremy said. Bessie gave Jeremy a sharp look.

‘She’s on time,’ Katherine said. Jeremy flicked open his iPad. Katherine wrote something at the top of her blank notebook. Janet picked up her pen and rolled it between her fingers. She was underdressed. That is, if Jeremy was the standard. Jeremy’s white shirt was fresh, his lilac tie unstained, and his cufflinks chinked in just the right place above his wrist bones. Bessie had also made an effort. A long loose sky blue dress with dungaree straps. A silky crimson shirt. Thick silver bangles that jangled every time she moved. Janet hitched her chair closer to the table. Her tights were suddenly too brown, her skirt too tweedy, and her functional flat shoes an abomination.

‘I assume,’ said Jeremy, ‘that you’ve all heard the police aren’t following up the theft in Glasgow.’

‘The kidnapping you mean,’ Bessie said.

‘So I’ve made contact with the owners.’ Jeremy slid a finger across the iPad. Janet, facing him, couldn’t see the screen. Katherine stopped writing and looked up at him.

‘That wasn’t your decision to make,’ Katherine said.

Jeremy continued, ‘they want to stay out of it, in the background, but they’re happy to contribute funds as and when needed.’

‘Funds?’ Janet said.

‘Yes,’ Bessie replied. ‘We may need to hire someone. You know. An investigator. I mean the police aren’t going to do anything which is why we’re here and Jeremy has experience using experts. He has a whole network and he’s written so many contracts. There are several in Edinburgh. We should get a great price.’ Katherine interrupted her.

‘I said I would go undercover. Why are we hiring investigators? Janet hasn’t got much money.’ Janet stared at Katherine. What did she know about her financial status?

‘I am in the room,’ Janet said. All three looked at her. ‘And it’s my cloud. My Cyril. Why are you all taking over?’ She stopped, not knowing what to say next.

‘Of course,’ Bessie said. ‘We’re all here to help you, Janet. I’m sure Katherine was just being thoughtful. Anyway, we’ve got the money issue covered. There’s nothing to worry about on that front.’

‘I’m not a charity, Bessie.’ Janet’s cheeks were hot. She put a hand to her face, trying to cover them. How had she let them get to this stage? She was perfectly capable of dealing with it. She’d managed much worse successfully. What had happened to her? Was this age? They were treating her like a child. Worse. Same as her mother. She took another mint, straightened her back and looked at each of them in turn for several seconds. Jeremy nodded at her. Bessie twisted her bangles. Katherine blushed and wrote something down on her pad.

‘Let’s get back on track, shall we.’ Jeremy tapped the table with a slender white finger. ‘I’ve done a bit of research. That pair, Dan and Amy…’

‘I’d already done that. We know who they are. Animal rights activists. Can we just get on with it.’ Katherine’s lips were tight.

‘If you’d stop interrupting me I would get on with it. So, Amy and Dan are part of a group operating across the UK called Animal Rights and Protection League. ARPL for short. The others that were with them were probably satellite members – extra cover but not the brains behind the operation.’ He slid a finger across the screen again. ‘It seems they are well funded, and have effective legal support. They’ve been charged three times, been through the judicial system, and found not guilty each time.’

Jeremy carried on talking. Janet worked her way through the mints. Why were men so pompous? Katherine got up and made herself a cup of tea from the thermoses. She interrupted Jeremy every few minutes. Bessie looked across at Janet several times, smiling and jangling. Then there was silence. They were waiting for her to say something.

‘Sorry?’ she said. ‘Could you repeat that?’

‘We have a plan, ‘Katherine said. ‘We need you to agree to it.’ Janet scratched an itch on her elbow. What was wrong with her? She seemed to have lost several minutes. She leant back in her chair.

‘Could you just summarise it’ said Janet. ‘I’m fed up with you all arguing. Jeremy,’ she looked at him, ‘you didn’t do your research on me.’

‘What do you mean?’ said Jeremy.

‘I’m a lawyer,’ Janet said. ‘Retired, but a lawyer.’ Jeremy studied his cufflinks. He didn’t reply. ‘So, go through the plan again and make sure we all understand. And agree. We’re wasting time. Cyril could be anywhere.’ She got up and walked over to the tea trolley. Poured herself a black coffee and took two of the biscuits. ‘And,’ she continued as got back to her chair, ‘Katherine is going undercover and no decisions involving money will be made without checking with me first. But you can hire an investigator. And it has to be a woman.’

To be continued.

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The Cloud. Episode 40

February, 2020. Edinburgh

A scene. Katherine’s living room.  Early evening.

Inside a large opulent living room. Curtains pulled. Lamps switched on. JEREMY is sitting in a large armchair. KATHERINE is standing by the fireplace. JANET is sitting on the edge of a chaise longue. BESSIE is sitting on a sofa. All have glasses in their hands.

Katherine:        I propose a toast.

Bessie:             To us. The Cloudbusters.

Jeremy:            Mother, for God’s sake…

Bessie:             Jeremy, allow me some fun for once in your life.

KATHERINE and JANET exchange glances across the room.

Jeremy :          Fun? This is organised crime, Mother.

Bessie:             You’re so like your father.

Jeremy:            Every time you bring him up. Every goddam time.

Bessie:             There’s a reason for that.

Katherine:       Heh, come on. Drink to whatever you want – but drink!

Janet:               To Cyril.

Jeremy:            A cloud…

Janet:               Clouds have rights too

Jeremy:            I’m not saying they don’t.

Bessie:             You signed up for this, Jeremy.

Jeremy:            Only because it was your long lost friend with a, let’s say (he pauses), an odd background.

Katherine:        Don’t be an arse, Jeremy, not in my house.

Jeremy:            Just saying how it is.

JANET stands up, walks to the fireplace and puts her full glass down on the mantlepiece. KATHERINE pats her arm and takes a slug from her glass, which is nearly empty. She tops her glass up from the bottle. She offers it to JANET. JANET shakes her head.

Bessie:             I’m sorry, Janet. He’s just tired. Such a long drive to come up here. He’s an expert you know. On all these gang things. Kidnappings are his speciality. Doesn’t leave room for charm.

Jeremy:            You’ve no idea what my speciality is, Mother.

Janet:               Jeremy, if you don’t want to be here…

Katherine:        There’s the door, Jeremy. No room for men like you in my house.

JEREMY puts his glass down on the floor and stands up. He steps towards the door. BESSIE stands up, follows him to the door and takes him by the arm. Whispers in his ear. He whispers back. They appear to be arguing.

Katherine:        Anyway, did you hear the news? There’s been another cloud kidnap. In Glasgow. A car parked in the Merchant City apparently.

Janet:               Can’t believe anyone would leave their cloud in a car. How irresponsible.

Katherine:        Really stupid. Must have going to the theatre or something.

BESSIE and JEREMY come back to the centre of the room.  JEREMY sits down, puts his hands on the back of his head.

Bessie:             He’ll help.

Jeremy:            Correction. I actually said I’d lead if we keep it professional. It’s not a game. I’ve got two days here then I’ll be managing the operation by phone.

Katherine:        Who decided you’d be in charge?

Jeremy:            It’s obvious, isn’t it.

Janet:               Does it matter?  I just want Cyril back.

JANET turns her back to the others and faces the wall. She takes a slug of wine from her glass.

Bessie:            See what you’ve done, Katherine? Why not just let Jeremy take charge? He knows what he’s doing. He’s trained. The military and everything. He’s even been to wars. To top tables. Remember that piracy case in Somalia. The one with the oil tanker?

Jeremy:            Could you please leave it out.

Katherine:       I don’t know what oil tankers have to do with clouds. And I don’t need a man telling me what to do. I’ve enough of that at work.

JANET turns around and faces the room. She has her glass in her hand and it is empty.

Janet:               It’s my cloud. I just want him back. If you can’t agree just leave. (There is a long silence.)

Katherine:       OK, OK, Jeremy, but mess it up and you’ll be responsible.

Jeremy:           If you let me do my job nothing will be messed up.

Bessie:            That’s it. We’re agreed. I propose a toast!

BESSIE raises her glass. JANET follows. KATHERINE AND JEREMY do not look at each other and raise their glasses half way.

To be continued.

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The Cloud. Episode 30

2019. Portobello, Edinburgh

The ferret had been living behind the floor-length linen curtains in Janet’s bedroom for two days before Katherine rang with an update on the kidnappers. The ferret, not keen on door buzzers or ringing phones, ran straight up the curtain and swung there, claws through the black-out lining, until Janet was able to shake it down with one hand while scrabbling to answer the phone with the other.

Katherine had news. They needed to meet up. Would Janet be free for lunch the following day? Janet, transfixed by the cleaved curtains that had been made to measure by John Lewis and taken seven whole weeks to order, deliver and hang, nodded in agreement.

‘Are you still there?‘ Katherine asked.

‘Yes, sorry. What time?’

‘Let’s say two, at the Espy.’

‘Yes.’

‘Are you OK, Janet?

‘No, yes. It’s the ferret.’

‘A ferret did you say?’

‘Never mind,’ Janet said, I need to go. See you tomorrow.’

Janet didn’t know how to explain the animal to Katherine. It was one thing having a cloud, a kidnapped cloud at that. But introducing a ferret took on a whole new dimension. Janet was in danger of jumping her own shark. Although, if she was completely candid, she’d never quite understood what the expression meant.

She’d visualised it though. Her, out there in the Forth on a summer afternoon, back in her yellow polka-dot swimsuit, her skin salted caramel smooth, her knees bent, her feet strapped onto the water skis, the shark circling, the speedboat captain giving her a thumbs up and a huge squeeze of the throttle. Picking up speed. The wind hosing her long dark hair back from her face. The spray cool and fresh on her bare shoulders. The crowds falling silent on the beach, watching her with crooked smiles, holding their children’s hands too tight, their camera phones high in the air, wanting and not wanting Janet’s jump to fail, the shark to jump, the jaws to snap, the salted caramel limbs to bloody, and disappear, flailing, thrashing, down, down into the brine of the chopped up sea…

Couldn’t she just backtrack? Get back into that queue at the fishmongers and not jostle the young woman who happened to be Amy? Not succumb to vanity and keep her phone number to herself? Not give her contact details, and then open her door, to a gang of fanatics? Just delete the last twenty-one episodes and start again?

No, too much work involved with that. And how could I, the author, yes me, murder my own darlings? But I do need to get this story back on track. This ferret malarkey is taking Janet down a rabbit hole. It may have worked for Alice but Janet is not seven. She’s seventy plus. She needs to focus on Cyril. Cyril isn’t just a bit part. He’s the star attraction. And, at this point in the proceedings, it’s hard to imagine how a curtain-climbing polecat can be of any use at all.

Janet put the phone down on her bed, opened her window wide and leant out. The moon was rising up out of the horizon (had it been in Fife?), slipping in and out of the gappy spread of stratocumulus as it banked left towards Musselburgh.

‘Lacunosus,’ Janet whispered. ‘Finally.’ Was Janet correct in her identification? If so, she’d struck lucky. Lacunosus is a big tick for cloud collectors. Identified by the gaps between the clouds elements rather than the cloud itself, it is fleeting, rare and elusive. Janet smiled. It was a good omen. She was sure of that. She padded through to the kitchen and shredded some ham into a saucer for the ferret.

‘Make the most of that,’ she said as the ferret climbed up her trousers and opened its dainty pink mouth. ‘I have it on good authority that you won’t be around for much longer.’

To be continued.

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